Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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