is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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