Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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