Already got asked if we're dating
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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