He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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