if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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