No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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