okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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