Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
