He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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