You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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