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If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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