I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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