His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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