come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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