I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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