Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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