apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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