Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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