Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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