matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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