I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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