She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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