no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
