weddingsv make me drug and hornr
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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