I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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