what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
only you would photoshop your dick
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
They took my balls.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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