theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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