Having a random hookup so left but love u
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
