I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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