And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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