The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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