So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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