she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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