I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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