Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I deserve this hangover.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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