I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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