Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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