Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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