wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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