My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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