Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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