# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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