I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
