Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think people are normalizing furries
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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