Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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