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They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
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