At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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