Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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