And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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