Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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